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  1. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    670: Step 1: Make sure you're dressed in either blue, orange, red or pink. Step 2: Somersault, sprint and jump through all the aisles like there's no tomorrow.
  2. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    673: Run around screaming big words, like 'antidisestablishmentarianism', and throw stuff like packets of biscuits at random passers-by.
  3. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    696: Run around in circles screaming "THE FISH ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!" Bonus points if someone joins in. 695: Take out a bag of frozen peas, open the bag, then run up and down different aisles emptying the bag onto the floor.
  4. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    727: Draw a blue circle on a wall, and an orange circle on a pole. Poke the wall in the middle of the blue circle. Bonus points if someone randomly puts their finger next to the pole with the orange circle on it, more points if they're the same gender as you, and even more points if they say...
  5. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    745: Run around each and every isle, and over each and every checkout, screaming: "OVERUSED MEME!" 744: Steal all the bananas and throw them everywhere, pretending you're a monkey.
  6. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    891: Wander around aimlessly with your eyes closed. For some reason I'm finding it insanely funny o.o
  7. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    895: Open bottles of milk and throw them around, then cry over it. 894: Go up to random people and say "hi, I'm <insert famous or fictional name here>". 893: Randomly spazz over video games you see, and then hug the box.
  8. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    920: Buy a heap of chocolate, and pay for it with chocolate coins.(hey, I think I'm getting better at this one!) 919: Go into the bookstore and start reading a really huge dictionary. 918: Buy some biscuits and frisbee them at people on the lower floors.
  9. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    925: Buy an orange dragon costume and run around the store yelling "I AM CHARIZARD RAWR!" 924: Sit in front of a fan in the hairdresser's and when someone asks you what the heck you're doing tell them "I want this hairstyle."
  10. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    949: go to buy something that costs heaps, ask the people at the checkout how much it costs, and when they tell you, shout 'OBJECTION!'
  11. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    Run around doing random Pokemon cries And imitating Articuno, which I can do cuz I have vocal skill :P
  12. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    Blow the place up.
  13. Hogia

    1000 Things To Do In Walmart (or a big store)

    Eat the store manager's head off. *runs*
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